BellClock's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Morph - Worlds.]

I played this for about 15 minutes til I finished it while my wife was yapping away on the phone.
Tennoutaten

GazSmithGames responds:

haha nice

[Orange Roulette]

Awesome. I finished it on the first try. Fun fun

[Silly Sausage]

I finally know what Jake the dog feels like every day!

[Fall Damage]

Ok!

Nice timewaster. Played it various times.
Remarks:
Not being able to jump was annoying, but I recognise that's necessary.
Why the fuck don't parachutes accumulate? You keep getting loads at the beginning and less in the middle, but you do get more health. Seems like it ought to be mixed up a bit more.
I really really hate pushy screens. I dont see why it was necessary. In the beginning the screen is pushy but when it comes down to it it does wait for you, while towards the end it can kill you. See no point in it, the feeling of being rushed is enough, but you shouldnt get killed for it.

Caca culo pedo pis

[Apples in the Tree]

Hahahha

Jesus Christ for a moment I thought there was a real honest to god homage to me in this game.

[McDonald's videogame]

Easy enough

You dont wanna mess too much with all the little things, i kept keeping a low steady stream of income and switch it with a huge promotional campaign if i had many burgers and sandwiches, then switch back. Etc ad infinitum.
For some reason the game started lagging around 2050. Too bad, I wanted to see how far id get, but now the guys are too slow.

I do get the point of the game, though.

Also that ASSHOLE IN THE BARN NEEDS TO DIE
"Oh no we dont have cows for a brief moment"
"Oh no we dont have enough cow food for a moment"
"Oh no we have TOO MUCH cow food"

That last one really got to me since it had no downside except annoy you, that WHOA OH soundeffect is so so annoying. It caused me to ignore him sometimes letting sick cows pass.

Oh well.

[Freedom Bridge]

lol

i used the trail of blood to draw a penis

[The Killer - gametrekking]

kmise

I'm generally quite tolerant towards "art" games, even though theres been a more than plentiful offering lately which is met with more and more intolerance nowadays.
This, however, was bad.
I can't imagine how you thought this was a good game.
You're plopped into it with no idea of the underlying idea, you got some wannabe sensitive music playing and you see two stick figures bob. The pixel art is quite alright but, sir, it's not good enough to see for minutes on end without having any idea of what it's all about, it will not draw the general public in.
As for the message, um, good for you? Its such a random topic to get all artsy of all things over. There's been plenty of horrible crimes against humanity, why this one? What lead you to choose it? To make people "aware", cause your eyes were opened on your "spriritual journey" and you need to share your vision and your sensitive soul?

Hold space and wait to be entertained, or taught a lesson, or whatever. Without much incentive to stimulate the user people will be either bored or go "oh".
Not that I dont care about these things, you just didnt apply it well.