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I beat it

Satisfying and very forgiving. Stimulating, enervating but rewarding. Well placed checkpoints, crafty levels, out of the box thinking. I like it.
Only thing that puzzled me is that you have to undo your folds in the order you placed em. Probably wouldve been too easy if you could, right?

I can't.

Fuck off.

Yay

I have always sucked ass at Donkey Kong. Im glad to have been given a chance to play an emulator this good, I especially love the sound effects. However, I was kind of hoping that, since you made a modern version, that this version would be a little more forgiving than the original game. I got to level 3 by pure shitass luck before getting a game over, and there was no chance to continue.
Have mercy! After all these years I would very much like to finish the game, so maybe add a pussy mode or something? A way to continue where you left off? Since you are now in control of all the movements and the graphics and stuff you could use this adaptation how you like.
Think about it :)

LilDwarf responds:

Hahaha I did....but I wasn't really sure of it, we'll see if other people mention it and I might do it :)

amusing

shoot, i fell to my death at the credits
im glad it ended where it did, the shooting stages werent fun
Elsa is a whore's name

I always get suckered into finishing one of these.

Even the really shitty ones, like this one apparently. It was mostly boring, i loved getting hit by a car, but the fire and the balls were pointless, the lantern posts seemed to block me off at random, pissing me off.
Shitty music too
Not good

What the fuck

Did you seriously believe that this was done, or good, in any way?

great fun

thanks

molkman responds:

No problem, pal.

The same as all your shit

Another unloseable, hyperactive buttonmasher where its IMPOSSIBLE to distinguish back from foreground or to make a distinction with what matters and what doesnt. Great job buddy, add some HUGE explosion effects to completely prevent you from seeing what you're doing.

classic assassin yay

last weapons accuracy sucked

Easy

Short and fairly entertaining, I wouldntve minded a cutscene or so at the end.
The bugs eating your pile of shit were sometimes hard to distinguish.
After a while the evolving seems unnecessary, i wish youd get more abilities or stronger firepower in stead of just more balls..
Also I dont get the beginning storyboard. Blah.

MrRandomist responds:

a bit negative everywhere!

I GOT ME THREE BEERS AND A FISTFUL OF DOWNS AND I'M GONNA GET RIPPED SO FUCK YOU CLOWNS

Age 88, Male

on my knees

Not now cookiedough!

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