BellClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Introducing PortalClock!]

good job

you forgot to credit me but still w00t

You'll be a good one, I'm sure.
Though pick a more intelligeble clock voice or get a voice actor or subtitles or something.

Thanks

Cinekydo responds:

Sorry about the credit. It was late when I made them. Yes I already have a different clock voice picked out.

[The Fear Hole: Pilot]

What a fucking waste.

The drawings and the style are enjoyable, and the jokes are actually really well written. What completely killed it though was the terrible audio quality and the HORRIBLE voice acting.
Goddamn. Find some people with expierience on the forums.
It was such a letdown, really.

Scythemantis responds:

Yeah, every character sounds really bored :P

[Welcome to PalTalk]

What?

What is this shit? Was that supposed to be a genuine prepubescent loser on some voice chat? It sounds very unlikely that the kid was serious at all, and, even if he was, it's still not funny. Too bad.

Pog responds:

Lol angry teen...

Anyways thanks for the review... even though it was meant to do nothing but flame.

[Hello, Fred The Beard]

Weird but fun

It's been a long time since I've seen a flash on newgrounds that I liked. This was cool, thanks.
I'm getting pretty tired of the use of the word "lol" though, it's been getting annoying for quite some time now.
I really like your style, it reminds me of me. Heh. And the song was pretty good I guess.

The beard looks more like a "Logan" if you ask me though, but "Fred" is good too, I suppose.

RWappin responds:

Logan eh? Coincidence that's the name of the person who made the song. :)

Actually, I had quite a hard time deciding whether that part would be funnier with or without the lol. In the end I decided to leave it in though.

[Edible Castle #1]

Didn't enjoy it too much

I'm pretty tired of series that attempt to pass off complete randomness as humor. Random isnt always funny.
I cracked a smile at the end where the guy says.. something.. Was it "bugger"? I thought I heard "okay" but whatever. The rest of it wasnt funny, just annoying, I guess the dialogue was all meant as a build up for "bugger" but it's a pretty meager punchline.

What I did like tho was the style. I love the soundeffects made exclusively by human voices. The voice acting was also superb, very very good. You got that going for you.
I liked the characters and the drawing style, it reminds me of a cartoon that used to be on TV that was also about medieval times.

blablablablabla

keep going

B

EdibleCastle responds:

hey buddy, thanks for the honest review. maybe some of the future episodes will tickle your funny bone. cheers.

[Santa loves Rudolph]

Biter

Sorry bub, this has been done many many times before. Even by yours truly, almost 2 years ago I think.

go see movie ID: 209561 or the movie called "Santa" in my profile.
(fuckers wont let me post urls :( )

It sucks now, but back then, for a 45 minute flash, I think I did ok.

Anyways, happy holidays.

penguinspiff responds:

Yah, I didn't expect it to go very far. I was just browsing through my old flash crap and saw it. seeing as how it is x-mas time, I figured why not. I did go and check out the one you did. Why is it that Rudolph is always taking it and never giving it to Santa? Well, Happy Holidays!

[Retro Witch Doctor]

woot

Very hard I've tried to look for points of criticism, and all I could come up with was:
- it seems to be slightly off synch sometimes (but it goes too fast to really notice I guess
- The cart couldve been drawn slightly better :)
- It was laggy (but this is actually to blame on my shitty computer, I downloaded the toon to see it the way it was meant to be seen, and the cart and the dust cloud looked a lot better, also: the faster movement of the cart make it look better, so the previous comment could be scratched maybe).

Now for the praising. I really liked it, as I said, it had a sparkle of that clocky X factor that comes up in a good Clock movie now and then (I havent achieved it yet really =/). The matching of certain sounds in the song with certain images worked really well. I'm thinking especially about the banjo like sound whilst ScareCrowClock is nodding angrily (or whatever). It just looked.. cool.
I guess the reason for the succes is also due to the incredibly catchy song. I'll be singing it for a while to come, and I've infected some friends I think.

Thanks a lot, MOTHERFUCKER =)

Good job, keep it coming.
And send me that song. Please.
<3

MetalDart responds:

Haha, thanks for the thoughtful review BellClock. :D
I'm glad there was less criticism. I mean, criticism is always appreciated, I'm just glad there was less harshness in this one. :P
Yeah, Im VERY happy with the way it turned out. In fact, I think this could be my favorite Flash I've done.

Also, song sent, now clockify meh. >:V
<3

[Stupid Mario Bros. 2]

This does not deserve such a high score.

This was shitty, despite the unoriginality. I'm not the biggest fan of these Mario Blooper movies, but I dont mind them, if they are made well.
You shouldnt lower the quality of the sprites as much as you did, because it looks really bad. Learn to work with sprites better if you want to make sprite movies.
Stretching sprites looks really horrid aswell, like in the P balloon joke, it was acceptable till a certain extent, but you overdid it like 3-4 inflations.
Your own drawings were horrible. Sorry, they were. Try harder. Spend more time on your drawings, that should work.

I did like some things tho, Mario quotes I hadnt heard before, some jokes were pretty good, they should have been executed better tho, the timing was sometimes a bit off for my taste aswell. I also liked the result of Mario plunging into the world, tho you saw it like two seconds.

Also, your explosions are fucking horrible.
Keep going tho, you're funny enough to make it work.

Bell

tank2tank responds:

Good advice but... can somebody please post another review to stop this one from scaring people off COS MOST PEOPLE LOVED IT.

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 80]

Congrats

You've proven how easily the Portal can be manipulated by submitting these repetitve pieces of flash. I know Blam and Protection points do more harm than good, and this flash backs that up.
This is the climax, eh? A little bit of shoddy animation intween. Meh.

Here's where I would have ended my review, but I feel I have to pick my words more carefully. In a very strange way, I'm in awe that you had the persistancy to continue submitting these, I'm actually really proud of you guys. This series will be recognised, I'm sure, not for the flash itself, but for the vastness of the project. It's like a landmark in the Portal, this series. I also always enjoyed the reviews and their responses, a nice touch was also adding the definition of the number of the episode in the responses.

I think my admiration outweighs the disgust. Now that the series is complete, I'm really happy you did this.

That'll do pigs, that'll do.

much <3

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

<3

[The Gayest Showdown]

AWESOME

FIFENATED!

PowerRangerYELLOW responds:

Thanks bell