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Shit

Random, in a bad way. How is this a typical day in junior high?
Not funny, typical high school crush story, only shorter and shittier. No feeling with the characters whatsoever.
Also, trying to get good points by referring to "Borat" in such a shitty way makes me hate you.
See, the Borat references were the only "jokes" in it, you created nothing. Referring to pop culture is lame, write your own jokes, or steal them with style.
I could have lived with the first Borat reference, but as a conclusive joke, it really failed.
And make it longer, and interesting. More attempts at growing facial hair wouldve been nicer. With some good music.
Also, the drawings were pretty ugly.
What I did like tho was the transition from scene to scene.

Meh

I'm starting to dislike sprite animation more and more, especially the ones that come in many parts with months intween.

I have to admit tho, the sprites you drew yourself were really good, and the animation was great (!) aswell. Very fluent, and not choppy, which is very refreshing to see in a Mario sprite movie.
What's NOT refreshing tho, is another adaption of the Super Mario Brothers adventure in a sprite flash movie. Go to the Mario collection page, there are dozens of these, some better, most inferior.
This movie could stand out more if you made your fightscenes more.. explosive.
Dont get me wrong, I liked the punching (well animated) and the little fight with the Hammer Brothers, but it just felt more like a warm up fight. Like one Mario & Luigi could easily win, especially with the prospect of fighting Bowser and all of his far superior children.
I was really disappointed Luigi had to die here, also because I always liked him better. But like I read in another review, bringing him back in a crucial moment would be sort of cliché. It'd be cooler if Mario had to train to avenge his brother. Also, Mario seemed hardly phased by Luigi's death. Anyways..
Extra points for the voice acting in the beginning, I liked the opening scene, tho it's weird there are two play buttons..
Also, please get rid of the edges that say "Presented by Newgrounds". It's annoying. Put it in the loading screen or something if you're afraid of thieves.

Holy shit this was long.
Okay, in short, you did well, just not really my cup of tea, and it really needs a little extra something.

Cheers

Heh

It's funny because it's true. That's all there is to it.
Good satire. Extra points for the "owned" text at the end.

<3

This does not deserve such a high score.

This was shitty, despite the unoriginality. I'm not the biggest fan of these Mario Blooper movies, but I dont mind them, if they are made well.
You shouldnt lower the quality of the sprites as much as you did, because it looks really bad. Learn to work with sprites better if you want to make sprite movies.
Stretching sprites looks really horrid aswell, like in the P balloon joke, it was acceptable till a certain extent, but you overdid it like 3-4 inflations.
Your own drawings were horrible. Sorry, they were. Try harder. Spend more time on your drawings, that should work.

I did like some things tho, Mario quotes I hadnt heard before, some jokes were pretty good, they should have been executed better tho, the timing was sometimes a bit off for my taste aswell. I also liked the result of Mario plunging into the world, tho you saw it like two seconds.

Also, your explosions are fucking horrible.
Keep going tho, you're funny enough to make it work.

Bell

tank2tank responds:

Good advice but... can somebody please post another review to stop this one from scaring people off COS MOST PEOPLE LOVED IT.

This is great

Who doesnt love this cartoon is gay. =)

HOORAY YOU CAN TWEEN!

If you think your brother is bad by comparison, he must be the most fucking horrible flash artist ever.

This movie is the reason love exists

It's been a while since I watched your stuff, I regret that now.
<3

Congrats

You've proven how easily the Portal can be manipulated by submitting these repetitve pieces of flash. I know Blam and Protection points do more harm than good, and this flash backs that up.
This is the climax, eh? A little bit of shoddy animation intween. Meh.

Here's where I would have ended my review, but I feel I have to pick my words more carefully. In a very strange way, I'm in awe that you had the persistancy to continue submitting these, I'm actually really proud of you guys. This series will be recognised, I'm sure, not for the flash itself, but for the vastness of the project. It's like a landmark in the Portal, this series. I also always enjoyed the reviews and their responses, a nice touch was also adding the definition of the number of the episode in the responses.

I think my admiration outweighs the disgust. Now that the series is complete, I'm really happy you did this.

That'll do pigs, that'll do.

much <3

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

<3

AWESOME

FIFENATED!

PowerRangerYELLOW responds:

Thanks bell

Awesome

I really like your style. I've only seen two movies or you so far, they're not really laugh out loud funny (some good jokes tho) but they're definately constantly entertaining, which is awesome, I've not seen many toons that are just entertaining without making jokes or being violent etc. The dialogues are very very well written.

Amazing job on that =)

xx

~Bell

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